Umbrella Hats, Lampshade Hats, Sex-Doll Lips...Is it JC Penny? NO! It's a Fashion Show!

This is haute couture designer Alexander McQueen's Fall 2009 Ready-to-Wear collection. The thing about these "hats" is that..well, they are ridiculous and nobody in their right mind would wear them (remember, this is READY TO WEAR). But if you have a real hankering for an umbrehat, you can go buy your own damn umbrella and make a f*cking hat with it! An umbrella hat. No hands or common sense needed.

Wearable Paper - Jennifer Collier's Disposable Paper Fashion

Jennifer Collier is a British fashion designer who creates paper fashion collections. She has created a group of carefully crafted garments and accessories from bits of paper, plastic and assorted recyclable objects and materials. These disposable materials are then transformed into transient, fleeting works of art.
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