Eyeball Tattoos Banned in Midwest State!

According to msnbc, on July 1, 2009, a new law went into effect in Oklahoma which bans eyeball tattoos and I am outraged! Outraged I tell you! I mean, why should the government tell me that I can't fuck up my eyes by having color ink injected directly into my own damn eyeballs?! Matter of fact, right now I'm trying to decide which color suits my flip-flops and shower cap better among the gorgeous blue, green, red hues posted here. Good times!



Meanwhile, the creepy video is pretty explicit so if you're a wooz, maybe you should bypass it. Enjoy









































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